Cock Virgins Taking One (In The Ass) For The Team

I can't believe this shit, this sucks.

I don't know man, I mean, you really gotta stop messing around on the field, you know?

I mean, coach is really pissed off. You're not doing your job, you're not doing your part.

So, I mean, you can't play, that's just the bottom line.

I mean, you're the team captain. Isn't there anything you can do, like, maybe put in a good word for him?