Darla Crane loves Ash Hollywood's tongue

Gator poaching, deer skinning, trash humping, spring breaking, you name it, we have shot it, stole it, ********* it, and sold it under a table.

Well, bless your little heart, you must be so damn proud.

Well I am, I'm kind of surprised you haven't heard of us. I mean, ain't you read my blog?

Blog? No, I don't read...

What you got there, boys?